Posted 2 years ago

excuse me you’re a hell of a guy i mean i really got a thing for american guys, sigh sickening eyes i can tell that you’re in touch with your feminine side yes i did yes i did somebody please tell him who the eff i is i am nicki minaj i mack them dudes up back coupes up and chuck the deuce up

Posted 2 years ago

monoforce:

AHHHHHH THIS IS SOO CUTEEE!!! *dies* >w>

…..

I remember having this burned.

(Source: miss-suzie)

Posted 2 years ago
neutralizer:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU HAVE TO BE PERFECT
OBJECTING IS TOO EASY
BUT THAT’S THE WAY IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSS

neutralizer:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU HAVE TO BE PERFECT

OBJECTING IS TOO EASY

BUT THAT’S THE WAY IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted 2 years ago
hellyeahaceattorney:

Badd’s face in the last panel :))

He is such a foolishly foolish fool.

hellyeahaceattorney:

Badd’s face in the last panel :))

He is such a foolishly foolish fool.

Posted 2 years ago

themaninthebluesuit:

“Ah! No reason…” As he looked away from her. Trying not to meet his cheek with her whip. 

“Might I ask what are you doing here?”

I am the prosecutor for this case. However these two foolish excuses for guards refuse to let me in because they don’t believe I am, indeed, the prosecutor.

Phoenix Wright….Phoenix Wright…where had she heard that name before?

Suddenly it clicked.

Phoenix Wright…the man whom, she had heard from her older self, defeated her in court, ruined her perfect record.

Her eyes grew wide and she began hitting him harder with her whip.

PHOENIX…WRIGHT! YOU FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL!

Posted 2 years ago

themaninthebluesuit:

“uh….Phoenix Wright…”

As he tries to pick himself up the floor.

“Defense attorney.”

Dusting his suit, he looked at the little girl as he stood up, her height matches Pearls, he noticed the blue green hair, the mole under her eye, that stance and the way she was holding the riding crop. 

Definitely…it’s her… he mused to himself.

Now, Phoenix Wright, may I ask, why are you staring at me rather foolishly?

She smirked and thought for a while…Phoenix Wright…Phoenix Wright…that name sounded awfully familiar now that she thought of it…

And anyway, what fool would have the name ‘Phoenix’? Someone with foolishly foolish fools for parents?

Posted 2 years ago

themaninthebluesuit:

perfektewunderkind:

themaninthebluesuit:

He was dumbfounded, he thought the worst of himself and all he’s been seeing is a little girl with a riding crop whipping the guards back and forth senseless, the tone she’s been raising has that familiar ring to it.

Making his way to the waiting rooms until he felt a sharp pain on his right buttock.

Franziska accidentally hit a man who was passing by, but, they were all fools anyway, and fools deserved to be whipped. She continued to whip, hitting the man in blue everywhere, not paying attention, because after all, they were not worthy to be in the presence of Franziska Von Karma, the prodigy.

“OW! OW! OW!” He cried, while protecting his case files and court record.

“MERCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCY!” as few more whips hit on his body.

Franziska stopped as she heard the cries of a man, and smirked, as her whip was frozen in midair. Whirling around, she sees that same man in blue.

And you are…?

Posted 2 years ago

themaninthebluesuit:

He was dumbfounded, he thought the worst of himself and all he’s been seeing is a little girl with a riding crop whipping the guards back and forth senseless, the tone she’s been raising has that familiar ring to it.

Making his way to the waiting rooms until he felt a sharp pain on his right buttock.

Franziska accidentally hit a man who was passing by, but, they were all fools anyway, and fools deserved to be whipped. She continued to whip, hitting the man in blue everywhere, not paying attention, because after all, they were not worthy to be in the presence of Franziska Von Karma, the prodigy.

Posted 2 years ago

themaninthebluesuit:

As he was arriving from the waiting rooms, he hears a familiar cracking sound…

Something he dreaded for a while.

"FOOL!" Franziska cried and whipped the guards and the detective, for good measure. They had just denied her entrance to the courtroom, and she was quite frustrated. They didn’t understand that she was the prosecutor in charge for this case, though she was thirteen.

"I AM FRANZISKA VON KARMA!" She wanted to strangle the guards, but she knew she couldn’t do that, so she settled for whipping him with her riding crop over and over.

Posted 2 years ago

themaninthebluesuit:

Suit neatly pressed, tie on straight, shoes neatly polished and badge pinned on his lapel.  Nick is ready to go to the courthouse for a trial. His client was charged for murder of her brother which on grounds that she denies that she did no such thing. So looking at his watch, he stepped in the huge doors for the courthouse and there he is greeted by hustle and bustle of lawyers, prosecutors, bailiffs and judges.

As he was making his way to waiting rooms…

Franziska sighed. It was another long court day, with foolish fools who foolishly committed crimes. 

Plus the fact that she was only thirteen..and people looked down on her.

Foolish fools! She was better than any of them, after all, she was a Von Karma. She exhibited the perfection of Von Karma. Those who do not recognize that will pay…